Okay, So I was
living my average life which consists of scrolling through Tumblr and eating
and I realized I may be doing almost nothing but life still has problems. So I made a “small” list of things that
everyone has to deal with in everyday life.
1. When you finish eating something like yogurt or jello and the spoon is heavier than the empty container and it falls over.
2. When you are trying to plug something in in the dark. No matter how many times you move it around there is no way you are going to get it.
3. Also when you are trying to plug in a flash drive. You will never put it in right on the first try. I have seriously spent about five minutes once flipping one over and over until I finally got it. So annoying!
4. This really bugs me. When someone opens your door and doesn't shut it or they leave it cracked. I want it shut COMPLETELY.
5. When you are walking around and you hit your toe on something and you feel like you are about to die or when you run into the corner of a table or something and it feels like someone just shot you or you have been stabbed in the leg.
6. When you lay down to go to sleep and realize your light is still on. I have done this so many times. I just throw stuff hoping that my AMAZING aim will help but I end up having to get up off my lazy butt and turning of the light. -_-
7.STAIRS. I can’t walk up or down stairs without falling or almost falling they hate me so much. I fall up stairs…. UP!!!
8. When you want your headphones but they have turned into about 7 different boy scout knots.
9. When you paint your nails and you accidently hit them on something no matter how careful I am I could be a ninja and I would mess them up. I would find a way.
10. When you need something that is barely out of your reach and no matter how far you stretch you can’t reach it and then never get it because you are too lazy.
I think I need to stop before this gets too out of hand. Those are ten things that I have to live through but together we can overcome this. Together we can fight. Together we will survive.
1. When you finish eating something like yogurt or jello and the spoon is heavier than the empty container and it falls over.
2. When you are trying to plug something in in the dark. No matter how many times you move it around there is no way you are going to get it.
3. Also when you are trying to plug in a flash drive. You will never put it in right on the first try. I have seriously spent about five minutes once flipping one over and over until I finally got it. So annoying!
4. This really bugs me. When someone opens your door and doesn't shut it or they leave it cracked. I want it shut COMPLETELY.
5. When you are walking around and you hit your toe on something and you feel like you are about to die or when you run into the corner of a table or something and it feels like someone just shot you or you have been stabbed in the leg.
6. When you lay down to go to sleep and realize your light is still on. I have done this so many times. I just throw stuff hoping that my AMAZING aim will help but I end up having to get up off my lazy butt and turning of the light. -_-
7.STAIRS. I can’t walk up or down stairs without falling or almost falling they hate me so much. I fall up stairs…. UP!!!
8. When you want your headphones but they have turned into about 7 different boy scout knots.
9. When you paint your nails and you accidently hit them on something no matter how careful I am I could be a ninja and I would mess them up. I would find a way.
10. When you need something that is barely out of your reach and no matter how far you stretch you can’t reach it and then never get it because you are too lazy.
I think I need to stop before this gets too out of hand. Those are ten things that I have to live through but together we can overcome this. Together we can fight. Together we will survive.
